I’m glad the video has been well-received and I didn’t say anything too stupid in it. I wasn’t going to do the filming at first, but my friend Izzy convinced me that I should.
Before I started derby I searched online for hours, trying to find some sign that there could be a place for a hijab-wearing, extremely sober and overall odd person like me in the sport.
I did the video hoping that I could be the sign for someone else.
I’ve thought of a great new skate out.
Now I just need to complete my transfer, go to practice, make attendance and improve enough to get rostered to a team so I can show it off.
Pretend to stretch while gasping for breath
Being extremely suggestible due to dehydration, buy pre-made, post-exercises meal as you leave.
Get lost due to dehydration.
Keep walking and realise you weren’t lost at all but the road just seemed longer.
Get home and drink entire bottle of water that you filled and forgot to take.
Try to eat post-fitness meal.
Realise post fitness meal is covered in coriander.
Spent an hour removing all the coriander and putting it in a pile.
Eat meal and feel disatisfied because the taste of coriander remains.
Go upstairs to change.
Become exhausted looking at clothes.
Fall asleep for four hours.